In our latest installment of Are You Fucking Kidding Me... we have Tom Brady with a pony tail in Brazil. Are you fucking kiddng me Tom? A pony tail? Didn't Moss get traded after he told Brady that he "looked like a girl" last season? You think this is going to help? Are you fucking kidding me! Can we get a haircut before next season? I'm not asking for a Johnny Unitas cut, but maybe a boy's regular? Is that so much to ask? If you just can't part with the hair, can you stay away from the rubber bands and scrunchies?
I get it. We all get it. You are very rich, talented, successful and married to a supermodel. We have all done some pretty strange stuff to impress some tail... But come on... You are still a man! I don't want a metrosexual quarterback! Tom also recently agreed to be the face of male Uggs. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TOM BRADY??? Think of your fans for JC's sake! Aren't we going to take enough taunting from Jets fans after another first round loss? You aren't just adding fuel on the fire, you are driving the Exxon Valdez straight into it. Thanks a lot jerk!
and the dancing video is just as horrendous
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