A married couple got into a fight, he got in the minivan, she got on the hood, he got on the freeway. Witnesses reported that the husband, Chrisopher Carroll, was going over 100 mph and his wife was holding on to the wiper blades. My wiper blades can't support 4 inches of snow let alone a full grown woman. Believe me, I've tried. After travelling for 35 miles Carroll slowed down enough for his wife to roll off. She went to the hospital for hypothermia and probably some wind burn. Carroll then went home to smoke some more crack and was arrested by police. Good thinking Chris, the cops would never think to look for you at the most obvious place. Carroll was also arrested a few days earlier for huffing paint and threatening to drown himself in 5 inches of water. Let's hope they don't have children. This country has enough stupid assholes.
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