I was running on E the other day, so I pulled into a gas station to fill up. Stuck the old credit card on the meter, hit the 87 unleaded... $56!!! Are you fucking kidding me Gaddafi! But seriously this guy is a dead man walking, kind of like Charlie Sheen. The question isn't if he's going to die, but how he's gonna die. My guess for Gaddafi... cocaine overdose.Everyone knows that Charlie Sheen is immune to cocaine, so how is he going to die?
Vegas Odds:
Old age: Odds 1 - 534,894,746
Abducted and violently probed by aliens: Odds 1 - 10,000
An extremely rare sexually transmitted disease, which will later bear his name: Odds 1 - 13
Murdered by the FBI for revealing 9/11 consiracy: Odds 1 - 5
Overdose of the most powerful drug in the world... Charlie Sheen: Odds 1 - 2
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