Lady Gaga Has a Penis and is at the Garden Tonight

I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga is a man. Above is a cropped out photo of Gaga from my wife's copy of Vogue. It must have taken them hours to airbrush out Gaga's adams apple. Marylin Manson made a more convincing woman. But I bet he/she/it put on a great performance tonight at the Garden. He/She/It is very talented. I'm sure his/her/its parents are very proud.

Irish Thunder

Irish Thunder was my nickname in middle school for obvious reasons, so I had to read this book. It's about the great Micky Ward and his asshole brother Dickie. I was shocked when the book turned out to be really good. It was written by Bob Halloran, the weekend sports anchor on Channel 5 in Boston. I guess if you only work on the weekends you have a lot of extra time to do research for a book. Tons of interviews, inside access and great fight descriptions. Halloran only sold 10,000 hard copies of the book when it came out a few years ago...so it's only available in paperback. I'm guessing "The Fighter" hasn't hurt sales. If you like boxing, pick up this book.

"The Fighter" Out on DVD March 15th

I can't believe I haven't seen this movie yet. Above is some of the best of the real Micky Ward. 51 professional fights and he never finished one off of his feet. He took over 350 punches in his last fight with Gatti and didn't go down. He had the best left hook to the body in boxing. Tough motherfucker

White Men Can Jump?

Not me, but this kid can. Jacob Tucker is a senior D-III basketball player for Illinois College and he can jump out of the building. Kid is 5'11 and has a 50 inch vertical. For comparisons sake I'm 5'9 with a 5 inch vertical. I can barely reach the top of my refridgerator. This kid can't play in the NBA, but maybe there is a spot for him on the Globetrotters? or the Washington Generals.

Best Bike Ever?

If the pigtails were the handlebars it would be perfect...

Pave Over Your Problems!

This is my first ad. Designed it myself... I'm a proud Papa. Putting a website together for them as well.

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Are You Fucking Kidding Me Tom Brady?

In our latest installment of Are You Fucking Kidding Me... we have Tom Brady with a pony tail in Brazil. Are you fucking kiddng me Tom? A pony tail? Didn't Moss get traded after he told Brady that he "looked like a girl" last season? You think this is going to help? Are you fucking kidding me! Can we get a haircut before next season? I'm not asking for a Johnny Unitas cut, but maybe a boy's regular? Is that so much to ask? If you just can't part with the hair, can you stay away from the rubber bands and scrunchies?

I get it. We all get it. You are very rich, talented, successful and married to a supermodel. We have all done some pretty strange stuff to impress some tail... But come on... You are still a man! I don't want a metrosexual quarterback! Tom also recently agreed to be the face of male Uggs. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TOM BRADY??? Think of your fans for JC's sake! Aren't we going to take enough taunting from Jets fans after another first round loss? You aren't just adding fuel on the fire, you are driving the Exxon Valdez straight into it. Thanks a lot jerk!