Are You Fucking Kidding Me James Dolan?

Isiah Thomas is calling the shots again for the New York Knicks. He is handling all of the discussions for the Carmelo trade and working to push out President and GM Donnie Walsh, whose contract is up in April.
Is Dolan completely insane? Is there anything Isiah could do to get Dolan's nose out of his jock strap? Dolan should be using Isiah's face as a dart board or perhaps novelty toilet paper for what he has done to the Knicks. The guy was a complete failure as a GM, Coach and human being! He gave away 4 first round draft picks for Stephan Marbury and Eddie Curry, couldn't win over 30 games and cost the team millions of dollars in a sexual harassment suit. He's about as popular genital warts in NYC. Which are more popular in NYC then you might think, especially in the Knicks locker room.

Hiii-OOOOOO

Chocolate Thunder is Gunna Rattle Somebodies Balls!

Darryl Dawkins had the line of the weekend as Demar Derozan coach in the Slam Dunk Contest. First he said that his suit was "made from the kisses of a thousand (Rhodesian?) princesses". Then he tells the thousands in attendance and millions watching at home that Derozan's dunk might just "Rattle somebodies balls." Classic live TV moment by Chocolate Thunder. Team this guy up with Cedric Maxwell and give them a radio show. Hilarious.

Runner up line goes to Ernie Johnson who implied that Auburn graduates do not know how to read... Slowly pan over to Charles Barkley and Cam Newton. I would pay to watch Cam Newton read one paragraph on live TV.

This Blog Might Be Good???

The people have spoken... I now have six followers. The demand for more has been overwhelming. I'm going to e-mail the blog out tomorrow to everyone under the age of 40. If you think it's funny send it along. become a follower. add comments. suggest stories. Let's have fun with this shit.

Probably no blogging tomorrow. Doing some afternoon drinking with some high school buddies, hopefully followed by some of the above. BIG Saturday.

Gunna hit it hard on Sunday and Monday... Are you not entertained?!?!?!

Wife's Birthday...

Wife's birthday today... not much time to post. Celebrating at the Whiskey Priest tomorrow night. Be there around 9pm. Come one, come all. Also celebrating birthdays today are Michael Jordan (48), Jim Brown (75) and that whore Paris Hilton (30). I can't believe Paris is only 30 years old. It seems just like yesterday when her porn video infected and destroyed my parents computer. Don't I feel old....
Now I am going to try to please her sexually... wish me luck.

Dale Arnold is Taking his Talents to...

... to fill-in duty on WEEI. Mike Holley is being moved to the Big Show and Lou Merloni and "Mutt" are taking over the mid day spot... I actually like Dale. I know he looks like a tool and acts holier than thou, but I thought the Dale & Holley Show was the best program on WEEI besides Planet Mikey. I can't stand Gresh and Zolak. Total fucking meatheads. WEEI's move reeks of desperation. The Sports Hub is kicking WEEI's ass in the ratings. 98.5 had over 840,000 cumulative listeners in the months of November and December compared to WEEI's 499,000 listeners. Almost double. I guess WEEI had to do something, but it's like throwing a life vest to the toddler at the bottom of the pool. It's too late for WEEI. Game over.
On a side note... I hope Dale takes Jack Edwards job as Bruins play by play guy. I would rather drink water out of a Mexican toilet than listen to Jack Edwards for two hours.

Vick Cancels Oprah Interview

Rumors are that he is attending a high stakes cock fight in Mexico instead. Oprah has not commented yet, but I would expect that when she finds Vick, he will be devoured and slowly passed through her large intestines

p.s. remember when Vick got sued for knowingly giving some girl herpes, while using the alias Ron Mexico? How can America not be rooting for this guy?

Scott Brown Molested Several Times

Scott Brown is headlining the most recent Republican gay sex scandal. Unlike his colleagues, Brown will be releasing a books describing his gay sex antics in detail.
Brown was molested multiple times by a camp counselor at the age of ten. According to my sources they jerked each other off, but there were no happy endings... at least for Brown. Unless you want to call marrying a hot news anchor and becoming a senator a happy ending. Scott Brown is a handsome guy. He was named America's Sexiest Man in 1982. I would be shocked if he wasn't molested several times as a child. It is tough growing up smart, good looking and athletic. It's a burden we must carry for the rest of our lives