Chocolate Thunder is Gunna Rattle Somebodies Balls!

Darryl Dawkins had the line of the weekend as Demar Derozan coach in the Slam Dunk Contest. First he said that his suit was "made from the kisses of a thousand (Rhodesian?) princesses". Then he tells the thousands in attendance and millions watching at home that Derozan's dunk might just "Rattle somebodies balls." Classic live TV moment by Chocolate Thunder. Team this guy up with Cedric Maxwell and give them a radio show. Hilarious.

Runner up line goes to Ernie Johnson who implied that Auburn graduates do not know how to read... Slowly pan over to Charles Barkley and Cam Newton. I would pay to watch Cam Newton read one paragraph on live TV.