Wife's birthday today... not much time to post. Celebrating at the Whiskey Priest tomorrow night. Be there around 9pm. Come one, come all. Also celebrating birthdays today are Michael Jordan (48), Jim Brown (75) and that whore Paris Hilton (30). I can't believe Paris is only 30 years old. It seems just like yesterday when her porn video infected and destroyed my parents computer. Don't I feel old....Now I am going to try to please her sexually... wish me luck.
The wife, or Paris?
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