BIG BABY HAS A WEIGHT PROBLEM

Big Baby is listed at 6'9, his wing span has to close to that, so according to my calculations Davis only has to jump two inches to dunk the ball. He got about 3/4 of an inch off the ground on a BREAKAWAY in the second quarter today. I like Glenn Davis, but maybe he should play in high heels or get some of those Tom Cruise lifts. Maybe a few more jumping jacks and a few less flapjacks Glenn? I think we should suspend his food above his head until he builds up some fast twitch muscle fibers in his calves. And if he misses an easy two in the playoffs like that he should be sent directly to the Biggest Loser campus and be beaten with reeds