He's a Shoe Man, Born and Bred Damnit

***DVR ALERT*** TBS and TVLand have been showing Married With Children re-runs... Maybe the greatest sitcom in the history of mankind. This heroic shoe salesman's battle against female obesity is nothing short of inspiring... Way ahead of it's time. Here's a couple of bonus quotes that aren't in the video above.

"A fat woman walked into the store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting around her."

"A fat woman came into the shoe store today and said she was a size five. I shoved her hoof into a shoe... my thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe. She panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me on the floor behind her. Thank God a stick of butter popped out of her purse, so I was able to grease my way out of there."