Reader Question of the Week

What is Bryant Gumbel always writing at the end of HBO Real Sports?

Am I too drunk to be writing? I'll let you be the judge. I have to admit that I don't watch HBO's Real Sports and I try to avoid Bryant Gumbel as much as possible, but this question intrigues me... What could Bryant Gumbel possibly be writing at the end of each show? Here are my guesses

"Dear Diary, I saw the most wonderful pair of pleated pants today"
Working on his autobiography, tenatively titled, "Mayonaise on White Bread"
Screenplay for Gumbel & Gumbel: The Movie
Grocery list
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enought and doggone it people like me"
"mmm hmm, mmmm, hmm, hmm, mmmmmm"