Detriot Cements Their Reputation as the Worst City in the World

I've been resisting blogging about this all week, but it has been blowing up this past week. Detriot is going to put a 7 foot bronze statue of RoboCop in the city. Supporters are comparing it to the Rocky statue in Philadelphia... Let's get this straight assholes... Rocky is probably the greatest sports franchise in movie history. It won multiple Oscars. RoboCop is a movie about how shitty and violent Detroit is in the future. Way to go Detroit. You are finally creating a source of pride for the community. Children will walk by this statue and ask their parents about it and parents will regail their little one's with the story of the fictional cyborg from the future who fought crime on Detroit's disgusting streets... Detroit's greatest superhero