Why do men wear scarves inside?Great question... Don't be fooled. These people are not men at all. No man would wear a scarf inside. In fact, men know that scarves can not be worn outside unless the wind chill is below zero. I am told that some of these fopish dandies with indoor scarves actually do have some semblance of a male gentalia squeezed into their skinny jeans, but this hardly qualifies them as men. Look at this guy above... typical indoor scarf wearer: low v cut t-shirt, double wrapped scarf, all by himself, gaydar just blazing, playing some serious pocket pool. If you want to call this guy a man just because he has facial hair than be my guest. But under the same rationale we could assume that my mother-in-law is a man as well, which is extremely unlikely.
I don't think indoor scarves are specifically a gay thing, but there is something blindingly feminine about them. Like I wouldn't be able to look at myself in a mirror with a scarf on without instinctively adjusting my Maxi Pad. I heard Starbucks recently created a new coffee flavor for these hybred womanly beings called the peacock. It calls for a shot of semen instead of expresso. It has been a best seller in Cambridge and the Back Bay for over a month. Bada Bing!
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