Dustin Pedroia stunned onlookers upon his arrival at Red Sox camp yesterday with a shockingly bad combover. When questioned on the new doo he actually said, "These jokes about my hair were funny when I was 20 years old, but I'm a grown ass man now. Besides, my wife tells me she likes it." Listen DP, you could have a baby dick and your wife would tell you she liked it. You make 8 million dollars a year. She probably tells you that she enjoys the smell of your farts... I would for 8 mill a year. He is lucky that he plays a sport that requires him to wear a hat or helmet as all times. He is 27 years old and looks like my fat middle aged accountant.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Pedroia Back in Camp with Disturbing Hairline
Dustin Pedroia stunned onlookers upon his arrival at Red Sox camp yesterday with a shockingly bad combover. When questioned on the new doo he actually said, "These jokes about my hair were funny when I was 20 years old, but I'm a grown ass man now. Besides, my wife tells me she likes it." Listen DP, you could have a baby dick and your wife would tell you she liked it. You make 8 million dollars a year. She probably tells you that she enjoys the smell of your farts... I would for 8 mill a year. He is lucky that he plays a sport that requires him to wear a hat or helmet as all times. He is 27 years old and looks like my fat middle aged accountant.
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