The South Florida Sun Sentinel is reporting that the Monroe County Sheriff's Office is charging a 15 year old girl with making a false report. Authorities say the girl is a fan of the vampire-cased Twilight books and movies. The sheriff office says the girl had engaged in "fantasy biting" with a 19 year old man in August and worried that her mother would see the marks. She told her mother that she was attacked while out jogging. When authorities could not find evidence of the attack , the girl eventually revealed the true story. No charges have been filed against the 19 year old man.This Twilight shit is getting out of hand and "the authorities" are helpless. It's been over 200 years since lawmen have had to train for vampire invasion. They simply are not equipped to deal with blood thristy teenage cannibals. As a result it is now legal to bite the jugular of consenting high school students in Florida. Well that's just great... What's the age of consent for drinking blood in Florida? 12? If one of my kids came home dressed like a vampire I would fill the house with garlic, put holy water in the Brita and smack the shit out of him with a Bible. Last resort??? wooden stake through the heart.
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