Originally I wanted to post a picture of a half naked female Bruins fan. But when I googled "Boston Bruins Whore" all I got were pictures of Jack Edwards... Can't make this stuff up folks. Anyways, over the past 10 days the Bruins have beat the Islanders, Ottawa, Calgary, Vancouver and Edmonton on the road. They are playing Ottawa again tomorrow before returning home to play the two best teams in the East, Tampa Bay and Pittsburgh, followed by Montreal on the road. So the next 4 games should be a pretty good indicator of where they are at with less than 20 games left in the season.
Bruins fans (myself included) have been whining about the lack of a puck moving defenseman for the past 10 years... No excuses for the B's this year. Kaberle's got wheels and soft hands. Neely compared his passing ability to Adam Oates. The puck is always flat and always hits the forehand. He has 177 points on the power play over the past 5+ seasons compared to 129 points for Chara. The B's have a knack for fucking up golden opportunities, so I'm going to try to keep my panties unbunched for now.
Dammit!!!! No more Jack Edwards bashing. Ottowa suck all kinds of balls. Montreal showers with Michael Clarke Duncan look-alikes between periods; their periods.
ReplyDeleteOh and while Im at it... I ask you Mac Paddy.. Since the Motreal Canadiens all live in the same chateau in the Montreal equivelent to the South End, how do they deal with Carey Price when he has a heavy flow day?
ReplyDeleteLike all women that spend a significant amount of time together, their periods begin to align. Which is why the Canadiens only play with tenacity and anger once a month.
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