Paris Hilton's vagina is the STD capital of the world. It has been declared a toxic waste site by the Environmental Protection Agency. Fortunately for the rest of us, it looks like Hilton may finally be off the market, and not a moment too soon. UCLA's School of Medicine was about to quatantine her ass after a massive outbreak of a particularly potent strand of herpes in the L.A. area. Good luck to this Cy Waits dude. If I were him I would be paying someone to monitor my T-cell count daily...
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