Semih Erden has a sore groin, runs to Turkey to see his Momma

I pulled my groin in High School and my coach told me to sit in a whirlpool and massage the area, which I was only too happy to do. Semih flew halfway across the globe to have his Mommy kiss his boo boo and make it all better.
UPDATE: Actually according to the story Semih's package is killing him and his Mom is on her deathbed. Talk about a rough week.