Hal and Hank Steinbrenner, in a desperate attempt to stay competitive in the AL East, have contacted their deceased father via a Ouija Board. Reports out of New York are claiming that Brian Cashman is pissed that the old man continues to haunt him from beyond the grave with bad personnel decisions. The New York Toast is reporting that George was the driving force behind the deal for set up man, Rafael Soriano, which will cost the Yankees 35 million over the next three years. George is also said to be looking at Albert Pujos and a 35 year old Cuban batboy who recently defected to the United States. His sons have indicated that money will not be an obstacle in the free agent market.
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